GRITICISM

"GRITICISM: When Sarcasm just isn't enough to convey Facts over Feelings". A Tribute to the Great and Infamous Philosopher: Overton Windex.

Sandpaper is the parchment of Facts and Truth. Toiletpaper is the parchment of Feelings, Fuzzie's, or Opinions.

This ensures when those who would misuse the truth or purposely misconstrue the facts, they will quickly know from the burning sensation across their skin or eyeballs. If one spouts off feelings, fuzzies, or opinions, the toilet paper allows for easy flushing of such information.